Erotic Recard

For only $6.95 per minute, Allyse will tell you all of her naughty little real estate secrets.

Wanna know what happens at a private showing when the homeowners are away? Do you like taking part in buyer/seller role play? Call the cougar, she’s waiting to hear from you.

Grrrrowl for me Allyse.

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Snowbird Recard

Kent is very excited to be coming to us live via satellite from high atop the mighty slopes of Idaho. Thank you for joining us Kent, welcome to the program.

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Saved By The Bell Recard

Hold the presses people: We’ve just found the long-lost love child of Zach Morris and Slater.

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Recreational Recard

Does he look familiar to you? He should. Tim is among the top 10 most wanted at the Cabela’s headquarters. Apparently, he’s wanted in connection to a heist involving several store props. They’re offering a life-time supply of venison jerky to anyone who can provide tips that lead to his arrest.

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Rock n’ Roll Recard

As crazy as this may sound, the soft outer glow is actually part of Patty’s natural appearance. It comes from years of stage lighting bouncing off her head.

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New Beginnings

Well guess what? The submissions have been rolling in, and as it turns out, in addition to a built-in advertising gene, real estate agents also have a less celebrated talent — business card design. Who knew it? Actually, we knew it all along, but with so many sweet ads to review, we weren’t sure how to find the time to acknowledge it. With a little help from Franklin Covey and a shiny new PDA, we’ve made some room. So, without further ado, the Real”ad”tor team is proud to present … wait for it … The Recard Showcase. There will be no awards, only recognition (and a few choice words from yours truly). So let’s let the fun begin:

Don’t let her professional appearance fool you, underneath that black sweater vest is an original v-neck “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt. Howl for me Laurie!

The worst part is, the dog was the most photogenic.

Although it’s a bit frightening, Nancy’s message is clear. From buying to selling, she’s with you in mind, body and spirit.

Round one is complete, keep the submissions coming and we’ll keep showcasing the recards. Send them to danaseverson@charter.net.

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