Snow Day

Guess who? Well, if you guessed an outrageously witty and super smart real estate team from Iowa … you’re absolutely correct. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Doyle and Devoe — you complete me. I mean, aren’t they exactly what the real estate advertising world needs? Better yet, aren’t they exactly what WE need? The answer is an unequivocal “yes” people. YES.

This scene reminds me of a story. When I was just a little runt (when peeing in the snow was a favorite pastime), I’d often gather with my friends at our local sledding hill for a day of fun (D&D knows what I’m talking about). We’d start in the morning and finish when our moon boots froze over. On one particular outing, I was feeling rather confident in my ability to control the sleek dog sled. Rather than lie in the standard tummy position, I chose to be a hotdogger (much like little Mrs. Sunshine in the pink headband) and ride in the hang-five position. Considering this was pre-snowboarding, I thought the idea was quite innovative. I was wrong.

Look, not a year goes by and I hear about some kid, on some hill … well, it’s enough to make me sick. Moral of the story? Ride low and go slow. Yes — I know, I know. “Well, Doyle and Devoe are standing up on their sleds, why can’t I?” While that might be true, they’re professionals. There should have been a disclaimer. Shame on them.

D&D, I know exactly where I’m heading. I’m throwing on my long-johns, hopping on the toboggan and meeting you guys in the chalet. I’ve stuffed a little something gold in my snow pants that I’m just dying to show you.

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Giving Thanks to the Advertising Gods

Brace yourself folks, they’ve done it yet again! This is becoming so unfair that I’m considering breaking the competition into teirs of double A, triple A and the majors. Clearly, Goliath has some deep pockets and it appears that they’re stealing the best creative talent in the industry by offering the promise of Real”ad”tor awards and fresh corn on the cob. Does that sound like any pin stripe baseball team that you know?

They did they work, so it’s only fair that I give them the review. Let’s just get the obvious out of the way, it’s platinum. Duh.

The Pilgrims outfits are adorable. The painted red faces are offensive, but brilliant. The emotionless expressions depress me, but tell the story. The Native American wardrobes (along with wigs) look 100% authentic. And, the headline is heartfelt, yet persuasive. There! I love it, alright? Are you happy D&D? Now go put crappy ad together so we can all get a good night sleep knowing that you’re human.

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