Whole World in His Hands

689311849_674f201267Come on everyone, let’s all sing this one together …

He’s got the rivers and the mountains in His hands,
He’s got the oceans and the seas in His hands,
He’s got you and he’s got me in His hands,
He’s got the whole world in His hands.

Whew, that was fun!

Alright Chuck, if you have a moment, why don’t you get some clothes on and meet us at the coffee shop around the corner? We’ve got a Grande Skinny latte with your name on it. After we get you all buzzed up on caffeine, we plan to take advantage of you by picking your left brain. Clearly, this is the side that’s responsible for such a visual masterpiece. As we can tell by your domain name (charlessellstheworld.com), you obviously have a big task ahead of you, so we promise that we’ll have you back to naked again in no time.

Oh, and one more thing. If you find yourself at Barnes and Noble in the coming month, grab the latest issue of Playgirl, we took a full-page ad out to congratulate you on your silver nomination.


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2 thoughts on “Whole World in His Hands

  1. Where does one get their license to sell, market and advertise “the World”? I want to be able to sell “the World” too!!

  2. Won’t he be annoyed when he learns NAR doesn’t allow agents to use the term Realtor like that in domain names. At least he will have the memories.

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