Giving Thanks to the Advertising Gods

doyle_billboard-11Brace yourself folks, they’ve done it yet again! This is becoming so unfair that I’m considering breaking the competition into teirs of double A, triple A and the majors. Clearly, Goliath has some deep pockets and it appears that they’re stealing the best creative talent in the industry by offering the promise of Real”ad”tor awards and fresh corn on the cob. Does that sound like any pin stripe baseball team that you know?

They did they work, so it’s only fair that I give them the review. Let’s just get the obvious out of the way, it’s platinum. Duh.

The Pilgrims outfits are adorable. The painted red faces are offensive, but brilliant. The emotionless expressions depress me, but tell the story. The Native American wardrobes (along with wigs) look 100% authentic. And, the headline is heartfelt, yet persuasive. There! I love it, alright? Are you happy D&D? Now go put crappy ad together so we can all get a good night sleep knowing that you’re human.


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One thought on “Giving Thanks to the Advertising Gods

  1. If they REALLY were giving thanks to “you” — wouldn’t that you be a buyer or seller, and what does this have to do with the Pilgrims? Everyone knows they stole the land . . . HA HA HA

    What a CORN ball group

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