Ricki Ricki Bang Bang

realtor+adCall me a clown, but nothing quite tickles my tummy as much as the old gunfighter finger move. It’s just a riot! And, it’s a move that’s been perfected by Long & Foster’s very own, Ricki Gerger.

As Mrs. Gerger demonstrates, to pull this off effectively (which means putting your friends in hysteric laughter), you need to make sure that you fully extend the index and thumb to their absolute maximum. Next — and this is the real secret — hunch your shoulders and cock your head just slightly for full impact. It’s that simple. Now, go home, practice in front of the mirror and incorporate this into your next ad. Success will surely come your way.

As for you, Mrs. Gunslinger, while this isn’t a typical real estate ad, I would be remiss not to recognize your talent and reward you for your excellence. You’re receiving the coveted silver “bullet” nomination. BANG! BANG! Back at you.


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One thought on “Ricki Ricki Bang Bang

  1. and the “Non Sequitur” award is also given to Mrs. Bang Bang.

    WTF?!? “If you think the new in the ONION is funny . . . then you might be destined for a successful career in real estate.” HUH?!?

    What does the witty, amazingly brilliant The Onion have to do with my destiny — in real estate no less?

    I did not know The Onion possessed such abilities, but I’m glad Ricki Ricki set me … well, let’s just say she’s a straight shooter, indeed!

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