The Vampire Demographic

Freya Prit
Freyja Prit Immortal Realtor

Yes the riches are in the niches and this is one niche that has yet to be exploited save for our savvy nominee Realtor Prit Toor (aka Freyja Prit).  The almost completely unexplored world of late night Real Estate is just a call away with this day light avoiding purveyor of immortal land deals.  Not one drop of your sweet blood should be shed searching for a finer sales rep and marketer of land then Ms. Toor, skills she learned in the old country.  Don’t let those fangs fool you, she will bite off the competition and drain them of all arguments when it comes time to negotiate.  You may not see her in the daylight but you will feel like joining her and her team of minions after she makes you feel like a never dying member of her family.  You will be so grateful you will want to serve her, and you will.  It would be a grave mistake to not hire Prit Toor given that there is so much at stake. This is not a bad realtor ad or bad realtor advertising

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