Some may think this Web Site is very TMI but the sexy lady Realtors, and yes all ten of them are ladies, do not think so. Here in Yucaipa Cailfornia the dry climate makes one thirsty for a good agent. Agents with a dry sense of humour need not apply, you need to be dripping with dew and beaming with a post climatic glow to work for Team Moist. In order to penetrate the Yucaipa market one must be well lubricated with local real estate knowledge and ready to do the deed transfer at any moment.
We just can’t make this stuff up, and why would we? Once again Sex Sells and I know they will be vibrating with excitement over at Moist Realtors with this Gold Nomination for Branding Excellence and we’ll oil it up for them.
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