There ain’t no Font Big Enough

There Aint no Font Big Enough
There Aint no Font Big Enough

After driving by an entire community full of these benches for a good month and wondering what the hell they had emblazoned on them I decided to stop in front, take a picture, go back to Head Quarters and and have the staff forensically analyze.  Our crack squad has come to a consensus that this is THEBCHOMEHUNTERGROUP’s late night with a deadline at the printers Brand Miracle.

“Listen baby, ain’t no font high enough,
Ain’t no icons low enough, ain’t no tagline wide enough baby
If you need me call me, no matter where you are,” – with our apologies to Marvin Gaye

There is no tagline left behind, no domain name is too large and there ain’t no font big enough to satisfy this group.  Specializing in Urban and Suburban real estate narrows down their field of expertise and it is delightfully emblazoned with some circly things as well which our lab is still investigating. Yes why pay professionals to develop a campaign when this Diamond can be created at 2:36AM the night before?

Congratulations THEBCHOMEHUNTERGROUP of Sutton Westcoast Gold Award for Late Night with a Deadline Brand Creation Excellence!

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This is not a bad realtor ad or bad realtor advertising

Moist Realtors – TMI ?

Moist Realtors - TMI?
Moist Realtors of Yucaipa California

Some may think this Web Site is very TMI but the sexy lady Realtors, and yes all ten of them are ladies, do not think so.  Here in Yucaipa Cailfornia the dry climate makes one thirsty for a good agent. Agents with a dry sense of humour need not apply, you need to be dripping with dew and beaming with a post climatic glow to work for Team Moist.  In order to penetrate the Yucaipa market one must be well lubricated with  local real estate knowledge and ready to do the deed transfer at any moment.

We just can’t make this stuff up, and why would we?  Once again Sex Sells and I know they will be vibrating with excitement  over at Moist Realtors with this Gold Nomination for Branding Excellence and we’ll oil it up for  them.

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