Things are just plain Wacko in Calgary


Things are just plain Wacko in Calgary

You’d be crazy not to use her

If you think prices in Calgary, Alberta are insane then you would be crazy not to use Wendy Wacko of Royal LePage Foothills Realty. Getting through all the deal paperwork can make you go nuts and having a trusted Realtor advisor clears the mind like only electric shock therapy can.

You’ll be delirious with the fruity maniacal laughter of success when Wendy gets you the nutty as a fruitcake deal you’ve been looking for. I can not emphasize enough that you would be of unsound mind after comparing to not use Wendy Wacko. No screwball moves here just an agent able to get you bonkers deals in Real Estate in the Calgary area.

Gold Nomination for Best Name in Real Estate 2013, watch out Rich Wanket!

http://www.wendywacko.com/

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Moist Realtors – TMI ?


Moist Realtors - TMI?

Moist Realtors of Yucaipa California

Some may think this Web Site is very TMI but the sexy lady Realtors, and yes all ten of them are ladies, do not think so.  Here in Yucaipa Cailfornia the dry climate makes one thirsty for a good agent. Agents with a dry sense of humour need not apply, you need to be dripping with dew and beaming with a post climatic glow to work for Team Moist.  In order to penetrate the Yucaipa market one must be well lubricated with  local real estate knowledge and ready to do the deed transfer at any moment.

We just can’t make this stuff up, and why would we?  Once again Sex Sells and I know they will be vibrating with excitement  over at Moist Realtors with this Gold Nomination for Branding Excellence and we’ll oil it up for  them.

http://moistrealtors.net/

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Century 21 ? Oh my my


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Remember the Gold Jackets?  How about “We’re national but neighborly”?

Kiss away the $100’s of millions of advertising spent over decades establishing a brand that is synonymous with real estate in North America and all the popular culture references that reinforce this icon status, like in the Michael Keaton movie Betelgeuse for example.

Nope, in 2013 we are the outfit that handles your home like the toxic waste that it is and we admit we don’t need to be very bright to do it.  We are here to insult your intelligence by juxtaposing a physicist for a Realtor and completely changing our color scheme to further distance ourselves from our past success.  Even Hollywood B movie directors would give second thought to portraying Plutonium with a green glowing fluorescent light tube but Century 21 has. Sit back and relax as the Plan 9 from Outer Space realtors of Century 21 treat your home like the level 5 biohazard that it truly is, yellow caution tape and all.

Platinum Nomination for Brand Destruction

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The Real Estate Clairvoyant


Carlo Melo see the future

Carlo Melo sees the future

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In the difficult to predict, fast paced world of Real Estate investing it is nice to know that there are Realtors that use tactics as old as time itself to help their customers.  Take Sutton Group Realty’s very own Carlo Melo who is taking it old school with his advertising.  This sign says many things visually, look deep into his eyes and relax…yes relax…relaaaaax.  Your eyelids are getting heavy, you are very tired.   Good… you will buy this home and feel refreshed when you wake up.  You will completely lose the urge to smoke, the taste of Coca Cola is now revolting to you.

Schooled by the very hands of Criss Angel Mindfreak, if you can’t dazzle them with the brilliance of your product then baffle them with the Science of the Mind. Carlo can be seen selling Real Estate, appearing on Cruise Ships and the occasional Casino Show room, two clairvoyant hypnotism shows every Friday night.

http://www.carlomelo.com

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Sex Sells


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Rich Wanket Masturbatory Genius

Now we here at the Real “Ad” tor Awards are not the most worldly bunch being that we are stuck behind work stations going over stacks of nominations on a daily basis however we think we know when we are being conned.  Imagine our surprise when this gem stuck out like a The Onion op-ed piece for believability yet turned out to be REAL.  Yes we have seen a lot of women paying the SEX card but not too many men step up to the challenge like Rich Will Wanket has.

Rich the masturbatory genius real estate agent of Minneapolis Minnesota and formerly of Edina Realty can be found showing homes, holding open houses and defending himself from public indecent act charges all over town.  His prudish ex-brokerage didn’t feel the love for Rich’s ejaculating sense of humor and fired him as a Realtor on the spot but Rich has sworn he will flick the dust off, resist the temptation to choke his old broker and pound the pavement looking for a new brokerage where he will rub out the competition.

Nominated for a Hall of Fame Award for Lifetime Achievement in Real Estate Advertising

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One eye on the Future, one on the Past


Duane Meeks knows where he's been

Duane Meeks knows where he’s been

A new category for Excellence in Real Estate Photography has been proposed and our first nominee is a man who not only knows where he is going in life, but always keeps one eye on the past.

Like the mailman neither rain nor snow nor a really good song on the radio will prevent Realtor Duane Meeks of Remax Little Oak Realty from practicing his craft.  Why hire a professional photographer when such beautiful Curb Appeal can be showcased merely by rolling down the car window and raising the bar in marketing.  Every picture is worth a thousand words and most of those words in this picture speak to Duane’s incredible eye for symbolism.  How can we as an Industry know where we are going if we forget where we have been?  Not to be mistaken as laziness, in an industry of run of the mill high-end photography, Duane knows that this shock treatment will get his listing noticed.  Especially here at the Real “Ad” tor Awards.

Gold Nominee

http://duanemeeks.remax.ca

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