Moist Realtors – TMI ?

Moist Realtors of Yucaipa California

Some may think this Web Site is very TMI but the sexy lady Realtors, and yes all ten of them are ladies, do not think so.  Here in Yucaipa Cailfornia the dry climate makes one thirsty for a good agent. Agents with a dry sense of humour need not apply, you need to be dripping with dew and beaming with a post climatic glow to work for Team Moist.  In order to penetrate the Yucaipa market one must be well lubricated with  local real estate knowledge and ready to do the deed transfer at any moment.

We just can’t make this stuff up, and why would we?  Once again Sex Sells and I know they will be vibrating with excitement  over at Moist Realtors with this Gold Nomination for Branding Excellence and we’ll oil it up for  them.

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Sex Sells

Rich Wanket Masturbatory Genius

Now we here at the Real “Ad” tor Awards are not the most worldly bunch being that we are stuck behind work stations going over stacks of nominations on a daily basis however we think we know when we are being conned.  Imagine our surprise when this gem stuck out like a The Onion op-ed piece for believability yet turned out to be REAL.  Yes we have seen a lot of women paying the SEX card but not too many men step up to the challenge like Rich Will Wanket has.

Rich the masturbatory genius real estate agent of Minneapolis Minnesota and formerly of Edina Realty can be found showing homes, holding open houses and defending himself from public indecent act charges all over town.  His prudish ex-brokerage didn’t feel the love for Rich’s ejaculating sense of humor and fired him as a Realtor on the spot but Rich has sworn he will flick the dust off, resist the temptation to choke his old broker and pound the pavement looking for a new brokerage where he will rub out the competition.

Nominated for a Hall of Fame Award for Lifetime Achievement in Real Estate Advertising

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